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The New Advent of Religous Erotica

Posted in Comedy, Photography, website, Women with tags , , , , , , , , on September 26, 2010 by michaelchernoff

OF COURSE… I was browsing /b/ when I found this site and it is a real red alert. I had illusions that this was some sort of feminist art internet collection…but it’s just European erotic nudes. It’s the time of the female Jesus…Regina? I don’t know what her name would be in this case.

I found the site since the web address since it’s plastered on all the pictures. They present a real fixation for me and probably for many men. It puts into the air the pleasure of seeing suffering on a woman being violated and tortured. It’s undeniable when you place with the story Christ. So then what does this mean for our fantasies? Is this just another scenario for fantasies or is it going against the Holiness of the scene? These women aren’t being groped or fondled only their bodies are extenuated. The photos seem to be for a righteous exploration since some of the selections have bad photoshop painted pixels for creating goofy halos. Yet you have to pay when logging on…a cause for art or a cause for an art for fapping? I chuckled at its attempt for porn. I haven’t made a post like this for a while and had distanced myself from posting this kind of content less for more refined research. But the black and white shots are really exciting.

I suppose there is enough naiveté here for me to approve this venture.

Here is the link to the site…

Maybe there are more religious pictures like this out there? I’d really like to see the videos for this site too. But I’m not paying ten Euro.


Posted in Comedy, Uncategorized with tags , , on January 12, 2010 by michaelchernoff

So I was thinking tonight after I saw this photo that there have been people who like imitating me? For the record that is my coat, hat, bandana, and glasses being worn by friend Michael Gunadi. I guess there have been lots of people who think of me as a character…although I think its more like im a cartoon thats come to life.

Other people have been people like Zach Grosser who dressed as me for Halloween, I even loaned my hat and vest for the costume. Or Steve Burger imitating my laugh and volume of my voice. It is strange to think I can be idolized. Most people who other people find “cool” don’t consider themselves that. It’s nice to know there are mimics out there…and on the other hand people often tell me I remind them of other people they knew or know. Clones.

Silk Screen Project on the Horizon

Posted in Comedy, Print, Projects with tags , , , on January 10, 2010 by michaelchernoff

So I had this idea for a project that is basically the most material consumer positive project I have in mind. I know strange wording but this thing is stranger. On the internet are occurences of anonymous surfers taking JPEGS themselves or copying others and putting in contemporary internet lingo or humor. I became captivated by this when my friend John Gill began flooding my facebook with them. Example.

So it is really contemporary internet trash art. Yet many people ages 17-30 love this crap. My upcoming idea is to do a similar style of comedy by using famous modern male painters who are well known and have catchy names, you know which ones. I will produce line drawings and scan them in as black and white images in photo shop. I will place questions of my own stylings but still in borrowed context of the Bro Kulture that is in the internet. Blah blah silk screens will be made from the digital portion.

I don’t want to give away too much since this idea is so dumb that many people could do it as well a I could. So stay tuned for further details and progress in the future.

Bear vs Midgets Update

Posted in Bears, Comedy, Print with tags , , , , on November 17, 2009 by michaelchernoff

Well I completed the printing and the zinc plate is now my new favorite medium, over steel plate that is. The image ended up being a hard ground etched plate and an aquatinted background. There are only 4 of these prints in

Steve Rhodes is an Ass

Posted in Comedy, Dick Heads with tags , , , on November 4, 2009 by michaelchernoff

So I was watching television early in the morning with my friends Sanders and Kate and we saw these horrid human beings hunting black bears for sport. Now I don’t mind when people hunt deer because its a population issue that humans are responsible for and they will be eaten. But some douchebags lead by Steve Rhodes hunted Canadian Black Bears for sport, or more specifically a record for taking down the biggest bear possible. These morons practically ejaculate when they see a Bear and then ooh and awe it before they kill it from a thousand yards. Number one there is basic skill in killing a bear that doesn’t even know what a person looks like or that their there. Second its living its life and some guys are just going to take it out for a laugh.

Plus these bears are not dying instantly from a head shot, but from a bullet in the shoulder or stomach and then die in a few minutes. Obviously this bear needs to suffer more in order for the pelt to be undamged. All in all these bears could be tranquilized and some photos taken and the same thing would have been valid. I can’t say if they eat these bears but I know they keep the skin.

I bet these guys just like to Devil Dog the corpse…thats right I said it, DEVIL DOG. 2 of the 3 guys fuck the dead bear in the ass and the throat and the third guy masturbates to the activity. Splendid thats what they do I have a credible source that shall remain unamed.

Steve and his friends have hunted lots of North American species. I wonder of they will get bored and deicide to hunt Yeti instead. For everyone who doesn’t knw what a Yeti is here is an example.


Now when Steve one kills one of these giant apes, it will make a call to its brethern. Upon that moment 18 Yetis will rise from the snow and murder Steve and his companions, but not until after they are devil dogged Alive. And the Tibetan people will only shake their heads with dismay at this stupid man who killed all mammalian life that he saw.

Dead Fly’s!!!!!!!! 2 Funny

Posted in Comedy, Drawing, Image Discovery!, Painting on October 23, 2009 by michaelchernoff

So here is some great images of an unknown creator who I am presuming is dutchy? Its just dead files in pencil illustrations. I’ll definetely keep this in mind since I’m considering sticking some dead flies in a future painting some day. Enjoy.

If anyone knows who made these please inform me on this blog.